Avast ye dogs! There be mutiny upon us…
Talk Like a Pirate Day is one of my favorite irrelevant holidays. Less annoying than April Fool’s Day and has much more purpose than Groundhog Day, at any rate. It’s an excuse to be goofy, and not widely celebrated so you can either feel like an idiot or a member of an elite crew of pirates when engaging in conversation, and it gives one a reason to drink rum. (Do you ever need a reason to party with Captain Morgan?) It’s beauty is in the sheer silliness of the day.
Interested in adornin’ yerself in the highest of fashions?
Here at Online Joke Shop we have multitudes of costumes for you to stage a mutiny or maroon your enemies. Come prepared to local pubs and raucous bacchanals whether with your motley crew or alone, fueled by your fine Captain stature. We have over a hundred pieces of clothing and accessories to adorn your body, your head, and your hair so you’ll look like the finest dirty bilgerat to ever voyage across the oceans. Whether you want to look like the wealthiest of pirates or a poor first mate that was sent below with the captain’s daughter, we can provide you with the wigs and fake blood necessary for your bloodthirsty needs.
If Talk Like A Pirate Day sounds like the holiday for you then grab the nearest buxom maidens and call yer hearties! Find the rum and set sail!
September 19, 2011
